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To the Last Man Dry!
By Freakymist
Introduction

This is a fictional Super soaker story that I have been writing, it is really cool and interesting if you like war stories in a fantasy town. I spent a lot of hours on this story and I hope you enjoy it.Please do not copy the story line or soakers from this story or legal action will be taken! If you manage to write a similar story please email it to me I would love to hear your fan fiction. This story is dedicated to my English teacher Mrs. Millenbah and my mom for the inspiration.

Wetter Is Better...For Them!

Commander Mack was the best Super Soaker general ever. Never did he lose a battle, until the new kids moved in. They have taken whole parts of his territory and rebelled. Now Mack not only has to worry about his rival, the Northern Empire, but two new enemies on west and east side of his base. Can he keep his reputation or will he be forced to go down the bayou?

The Trouble Begins

In a town called Creeksville there is a general who rules the entire south, and he rules the creek, which passed through the middle of the town. He rules by Super Soakers, and his name is Mack!

Mack looks in anger as he watches the movers unload the new kids boxes, he has been getting three new neighbors each day for the past two weeks. They moved in all on the west and east sides of his house, which was on a small island, surrounded by a creek and a bayou, which were more, like rivers.

As Mack watches he notices that each one of his new neighbors have Super Soakers. Mack is fairly satisfied by this because he is thinking of them as new members for his team, to fight against the Northern Empire.

Mack then remembers that he needs some parts for his newest water balloons launcher, so he heads east to Soaker Haven which is a Super Soaker and Army Surplus store on a island like the one Mack lives on.

He quickly jumps on his bike and starts heading east. As he passes by houses kids out side cheer, because Mack is a war hero everyone looks up to him. Mack is a military genius. So everyone treats him like one.

When he finally arrives at Soaker Haven he walks in like he has never been there before although Mack has been there thousands of times. But something is different today because today Soaker Haven has reopened after 3 months of remodeling.

As he looks around and he sees many things: Completed water balloons launchers are hanging from the roof, PVC pipe and sprinkler valves are on the shelves. Soakers are in big baskets, divided into SC, CPS, NIS, XP, Max-d, Storm, Piston, and painted water guns.

When he walks even further into the store he sees army surplus stuff on the other side of the building. The floor is made of fake grass like at some baseball fields.

Like at jewelry stores there is glass in a big rectangle where the cash register is. Items are displayed under the glass like patches for ranking systems, paint, a few Nerf guns, not to mention modified soakers.

Manuals are in boxes along the walls along with website references, which can be used in battle. The boxes go around the whole building.

After browsing the store for 20 minutes Mack decides on what he wants. He grabs a sprinkler valve, PVC cement, and a website reference book and heads towards the register.

"Hey Ron", Mack says.

"Hi Mack, do you need anything else?", Ron responds.

"Yeah two cans of black spray paint" Mack informs Ron.

"Ok that will be $40.00," he tells Mack.

"Darn things are expensive these days," Mack murmurs as he pulls out two twenty-dollar bills.

Next Mack hops on his bike and returns back to his house from their Mack plans on going to "the fort".

Once again Mack hops on his bike and goes through his back gate, which leads into a forest. He rides on a dirt trail, which was made by so many Islanders going through the forest.

Mack starts to relax as he rides. He listens to the birds chirp and looks at the big blue sky with clouds making many forms.

When Mack arrives at the fort he immediately pulls down the ladder and climbs up. His palms are so sweaty it is hard to climb the rope ladder.

When he finally gets up the ladder and inside the fort, or tower, Mack starts assembling his water balloon launcher.

BOOMP! Mack hears something but ignores it. BOOMP! He hears again so he grabs his binoculars to see what it is. He looks out the window of the fort and that's when it hits him the new kids from the west and east are fighting with the Northern Empire!

This made Mack so mad he then climbs down the ladder and runs home, forgetting about his bike and water balloon launcher. When he gets home he calls all of his troops to meet at the fort.

Mack sits impatiently inside the fort as he awaits his soldiers' arrival. Finally the first to arrive was seal Joe. He is Mack's Navy Seal, meaning he specializes in everything.

After that the rest of Mack's troops quickly arrived: ten grunts, three snipers, two heavy weapon officers, two recon units, and one tanker. Mack now has the smallest but most powerful army in Creeksville!

"Recon!", Mack yells.

"Yes sir!", say the two recon units.

"Go see what the west and east are doing", Mack responds, "Take XP 310s"

The recon units agreed and one headed west while the other headed east. They ran with there 310s as fast as they could, which was really fast because they run track.

While the recon units were gone Mack ordered his soldiers to start building their defenses better.

Mack then sent his tanker to soaker haven to get some supplies like: shovels, tools, and ten galloon Tupperware lids.

At that very moment Mack opened up his website reference book, it had the following sites:

SSCentral
http://www.sscentral.net
SSCentral Forum
http://forums.sscentral.net

isoaker.com
http://www.isoaker.com

GnG: Guts and Glory Water Wars
http://angelfire.com/sports/gng

Aqua Labs
http://aqualabs.tripod.com

After finding out how to make waterproof walls/shields out of 10 galloon Tupperware lids he decided that's what he was going to do.

Next, after Mack finished drawing out his designs, the recon units returned.

"Report!" yelled Mack.

"Yes Sir! It appears that the east and west are making their own teams; the west side calls them selves The Southern Republic while the east side calls them selves The Southern Empire" The recon units said/

"Interesting...", Mack replies.

"Also the North East part of the Northern Empire has separated from them and made their own team called the nerfers. They use Nerf guns in the winter and small storm guns during the summer they only have storm guns to protect them selves sir!", The recon units informed Mack.

"May be that's a good thing...", Mack mumbles.

"One more thing, The Northern Empire declares war also, the lines are locked at the bridges leading north," They quickly added.

At this time Mack was getting prepared for all out war. Walls were being built around "the fort" from sandbags. Mack found him self-making constant trips to Soaker Haven. Buying things like Tupperware lids and other various supplies. Supplies were being brought every day to protect the island. Mack was spending nearly $25 a day for supplies.

"What's the news on the war front, Joe?" Mack questions

"Both of our friends in the east and west have less then 50% of their territory still in their possession. Northern Empire has not lost their touch." Joe reported.

The fort was becoming stronger and stronger. Barricades and trenches were being built around the fort as protection. The fort would soon be unstoppable. Sharp long sticks were being positioned in the water to prevent enemy rafts from attacking from the bayou. Mack built two guard towers at each bridge to help prevent attacks. Sand bags were placed around the fort as barracks. The remaining sandbags were positioned around Mack's balcony.

Later that very same day Mack received the following letter:

Mack had never received such a professional way of declaring a water war. Something did not feel right...

As the sun started to set Mack rode his bike home. Mack felt awkward as if someone was following him. He always watched his back but some thing was not right.

It was dark now and some thing was creeping in the shadows where Mack could not see. Mack continued riding home faster and faster.

All of the other soldiers had gone home, Mack was all alone. He appeared as someone you wouldn't want to mess with. With his bushy hair and broad shoulders. His calves were rock hard his chest was very broad. Mack had a flat stomach and very large arm muscles.

He was not afraid...at least that's what he told himself!

Mack rode faster and faster and finally he slowed down. Mack knew he was being followed but who would follow him? No one Mack could think of.

Mack could now see his house he speed up but fell hard on the dirty floor. He got up and shook himself off then started looking around making sure no one was following him. As he turned around a stream of water jetted past his lips nearly missing him. Mack jumped on his bike and speed home as someone shot at him.

The person kept missing because Mack was swaying back in forth on his bike. Mack ran inside his house very scared. Someone was after Mack...


^ Mack with his favorite water weapon, the Splash 400


^ Mack's second hand man, Seal Joe


^ Soaker Haven , the ultimate water warfare store


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